THEMES THAT YOU LIKE

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via humorking)

shouldnt:

why cant there be 2 week days and 5 days in the weekend

(via humorking)

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

(via asian)

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via asian)